MR. COFFEE, our dear beloved 12 cup coffee maker, died suddenly yesterday, at the ripe age of 5yrs. There was no prior illness. He lived a full life, serving his family well. He was always willing to brew no matter what the time or occasion. He will be missed. Mr. Coffee is survived by his step-sister Miss Keurig. Viewing to be held at our home on Thurs 4-6pm; funeral will be postponed until spring thaw. in lieu of flowers, please make a donation at your local DD or Starbucks.